Prehistoric Trunk-or-treat 20009 bc

Archeologists in Winchester, Kentucky made a recent find during a rare, but important dig.  Below, you will find evidence that there was life on earth in the year 20009 bc.  Our findings:

Ooga booga ug ug ug.  Uuug buuug huug-a-lug!

OOOOOGGGGAAAA BOOOO!!!!

Uugaagaa bugaagaa ugla bugla!

Lug-a-bug a booog doo boog.

Gooba booba looba AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Gooba looba dooba gooba hhooooba!

Booobaalaa hoobagaoauuubahuahao!!!!!!!!!!

{groundbreaking evidence of the first ever vampiress}

{thanks for the costume idea steal Jordan}