garage sale

If your garage is packed full and you try to clean it out on a Saturday afternoon, people will think that you are having a garage sale. They will drive up and stop. They will ask if the motorcycle is for sale (we are motorsitting for a friend). They will stop, converse to others in their car about your junk, and then drive off. It doesn't help if you have a helium balloon tied to your car, attracting attention. It also doesn't help if you just bought a dresser and a twin bed at another sale this morning. Both of which you put on your lawn until you clean out some space in your garage. Time to clean everything up so people stop looking!